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A Brief Conversation with My Hair

Gelesen von Russell Bradbury-Carlin

(4,333 Sterne; 3 Bewertungen)

A Brief Conversation with My Hair is a collection of short literary humor pieces that have been previously featured on such websites at McSweeney's, Yankee Pot Roast, The Big Jewel, Opium Magazine, and The Science Creative Quarterly. Some of the titles (which may give you an idea of the content) are: "The Calls of Cthulu", "All I Need to Learn, I Learned From Kindergarten Cop", "Diary of a Grocery Cart", "Dionysus: Party Clown", and "A Brief Conversation with My Hair". The forty-plus pieces in this collection find the bizarre in the everyday or some bit of the everyday in the already bizarre. If you ever wondered if Allen Ginsburg could have put his considerable talent to writing pay-per-click ads or how Calvin and Hobbes may have responded to reading Hemingway, you will find the answers here.


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Diary of a Grocery Cart

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How to Write Your Own Proverbs

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Summer of Sam I Am

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Random Quotes on Fame and Nostalgia from the Cereal Monsters

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Living The American Dream

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A Life Reviewed: A Collection of Blurbs

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Walt Whitman's Guide to Cooking for Bachelors

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The Calls of Cthulu

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How Are You Doing?

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Hill Like Stuffed Tigers: Calvin Discovers Hemingway

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Three Very Short Pieces

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Parents as a Narcotic

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The Secrets of Parenting that No One Will Tell You

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"I Sound My Chlorophyll Yawp": One of Whitman's Leaves of Grass Responds

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Masters of My Domain: My Vices as Characters from Seinfeld

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Introducing: Baby Talk

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Pay the Rent: A Solo Play Exploring Gender Politics

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Sugar and Demon's: A Scientist's Field Notes

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The Absent Adults of Childhood Favorites Speak

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An Interview with Old Man Last Year

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Some Suggestions for the Next Film in the George Romero Zombie Series

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Hierarchy of Needs for Parents

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A Brief Conversation with My Hair

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Clouds: Important!

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Gilgamesh Responds to Advertising's Biggest Questions

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Ferris Bueller Fills in for NY Times Magazine's The Ethicist

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Charles Dickens' Bleak House, Starring The Gremlins

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Language Aquisition and Poopie

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Magician Doug Henning Has Something on His Mind

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Today's AA Speaker: Mr. Tom Waits

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All I Really Need to Know I Learned from Kindergarten Cop

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The Gummy Bear Survival Guide

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Two Very Short Pieces

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Happy Birthday From The Future

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The Coyotes...

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So Now You're a Therapist

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I Am Glad My Childhood Dreams Did Not Come True

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Dionysus: Party Clown

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Last Episode - Interview with a Butler

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Bewertungen

(0 Sterne)

A small fact-check quibble from someone who read Calvin and Hobbes obsessively as a kid: 'Hill Like Stuffed Tigers' mentions a 'Margaret'. Margaret is the name of the female secondary character from Dennis the Menace, Susie Wilkins is the girl who lives on Calvin's block. If you meant Margaret to ...

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You are right....I am embarrassed....I was a Calvin and Hobbes fan as a kid, too. I wrote this piece a number of years ago and it has been posted on a website for years, as well as being printed as read on the podcast in my book. I meant Margaret ...

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This book is great nerdy fun. The gummy bear chapter made me snort tea out my nose.

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This has got to be THE BEST book title ever! Now I have to listen!

(3 Sterne)

first chapter was great. got bored with the rest