A Brief Conversation with My Hair


Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

(4.3 stars; 3 reviews)

A Brief Conversation with My Hair is a collection of short literary humor pieces that have been previously featured on such websites at McSweeney's, Yankee Pot Roast, The Big Jewel, Opium Magazine, and The Science Creative Quarterly. Some of the titles (which may give you an idea of the content) are: "The Calls of Cthulu", "All I Need to Learn, I Learned From Kindergarten Cop", "Diary of a Grocery Cart", "Dionysus: Party Clown", and "A Brief Conversation with My Hair". The forty-plus pieces in this collection find the bizarre in the everyday or some bit of the everyday in the already bizarre. If you ever wondered if Allen Ginsburg could have put his considerable talent to writing pay-per-click ads or how Calvin and Hobbes may have responded to reading Hemingway, you will find the answers here.


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Diary of a Grocery Cart Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
How to Write Your Own Proverbs Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Summer of Sam I Am Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Random Quotes on Fame and Nostalgia from the Cereal Monsters Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Living The American Dream Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
A Life Reviewed: A Collection of Blurbs Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Walt Whitman's Guide to Cooking for Bachelors Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
The Calls of Cthulu Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
How Are You Doing? Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Hill Like Stuffed Tigers: Calvin Discovers Hemingway Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Three Very Short Pieces Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Parents as a Narcotic Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
The Secrets of Parenting that No One Will Tell You Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
"I Sound My Chlorophyll Yawp": One of Whitman's Leaves of Grass Responds Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Masters of My Domain: My Vices as Characters from Seinfeld Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Introducing: Baby Talk Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Pay the Rent: A Solo Play Exploring Gender Politics Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Sugar and Demon's: A Scientist's Field Notes Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
The Absent Adults of Childhood Favorites Speak Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
An Interview with Old Man Last Year Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Some Suggestions for the Next Film in the George Romero Zombie Series Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Hierarchy of Needs for Parents Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
A Brief Conversation with My Hair Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Clouds: Important! Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Gilgamesh Responds to Advertising's Biggest Questions Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Ferris Bueller Fills in for NY Times Magazine's The Ethicist Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Charles Dickens' Bleak House, Starring The Gremlins Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Language Aquisition and Poopie Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Magician Doug Henning Has Something on His Mind Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Today's AA Speaker: Mr. Tom Waits Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
All I Really Need to Know I Learned from Kindergarten Cop Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
The Gummy Bear Survival Guide Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Two Very Short Pieces Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Happy Birthday From The Future Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
The Coyotes... Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
So Now You're a Therapist Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
I Am Glad My Childhood Dreams Did Not Come True Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Dionysus: Party Clown Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Last Episode - Interview with a Butler Read by Russell Bradbury-Carlin

Reviews


(0 stars)

A small fact-check quibble from someone who read Calvin and Hobbes obsessively as a kid: 'Hill Like Stuffed Tigers' mentions a 'Margaret'. Margaret is the name of the female secondary character from Dennis the Menace, Susie Wilkins is the girl who lives on Calvin's block. If you meant Margaret to ...


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You are right....I am embarrassed....I was a Calvin and Hobbes fan as a kid, too. I wrote this piece a number of years ago and it has been posted on a website for years, as well as being printed as read on the podcast in my book. I meant Margaret ...


(0 stars)

This book is great nerdy fun. The gummy bear chapter made me snort tea out my nose.


(0 stars)

This has got to be THE BEST book title ever! Now I have to listen!


(3 stars)

first chapter was great. got bored with the rest