Make Mine Homogenized (Version 2)
Rick Raphael
Read by Jeanie
Just sixty miles from ground zero in Nevada there lies Circle T Ranch run by Hetty Thompson the owner, Barney Hatfield the farmhand, and Johnny Culpepper the assistant manager. It was just another ordinary ranch until, that is, the two cows and the rooster hit the nuclear jackpot.
(Introduction by Jeanie1914) (1 hr 53 min)
Chapters
01 - Sixty Miles from Ground Zero | 10:21 | Read by Jeanie |
02 - Animal Husbandry and Ranch Management | 10:29 | Read by Jeanie |
03 - Running on Sally's Milk | 9:47 | Read by Jeanie |
04 - A Strange, Pungent Odor | 10:20 | Read by Jeanie |
05 - An Earth-Shaking Explosion | 13:45 | Read by Jeanie |
06 - Different. So What? | 14:21 | Read by Jeanie |
07 - An Omelet fit for a hog | 9:09 | Read by Jeanie |
08 - A Worm's eye Point of View | 11:38 | Read by Jeanie |
09 - The Second Problem | 12:43 | Read by Jeanie |
10 - Meanwhile | 11:05 | Read by Jeanie |
Reviews
Unusual story
mikezane
A freak accident leads a cow and some chickens at a ranch to start giving off milk and eggs that pack a powerful punch. Of course, the government gets involved... and I'll leave it there. This seems a bit of a satire of the space race between Russia and the US and what might happen if animals were exposed to radiation. It also shows how things usually work out when a gift is exploited. The reader is well-suited to this story; her Southern drawl fits well. The recordings had a few issues, but overall it was good.
Good story
GonzoRanch
Humorous, it's NOT an anti-nuke message. I wish it would've been 4x longer. Plain good entertainment.
Geraldine Rourke
a strange story but it is made very entertaining by a wonderful reader.
Great Reader!!
Netta
Unusual book. And the reader’s voice is perfect for the story.