The United States of Air: a Satire
J.M. Porup
Read by J.M. Porup
The National Sewer Agency is spying on people's toilets, looking for food terrorists...
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp.
When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder--but what he finds out shakes his faith.
Will he ever be able to eat air again?
Be sure not to miss Chapters 13 1/2, 17 5/8, and 27 98/100!
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Chapters
USofAir 01 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 02 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 03 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 04 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 05 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 06 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 07 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 08 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 09 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 10 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 11 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 12 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 13 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 13 1/2 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 14 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 15 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 16 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 17 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 17 5/8 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 18 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 19 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 20 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 21 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 22 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 23 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 24 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 25 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 26 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 27 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 27 98/100 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir 28 | Read by J.M. Porup | |
USofAir Author's Note | Read by J.M. Porup |
Reviews
By: Shane
That was truly weird, an entertaining listen while I cleaned toilets for two days.I gotra say that your voice made me picture Emo Phillips doing the resding sometimes.
fantastic
A LibriVox Listener
wow great book! great concept the Author did a great job reading as well!
one of the best of modern satires
potuc
Incredibly wacky, such an enjoyable listen!
By: Mathew Wood
Really enjoyed this book, weird satire but entertaining